Kim Johnstone

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# Rattles: Death Traps for Infants

You even seen a rattle explode? No? Good for you. I've seen some shit, man. You ain't seen nothing until you've seen a little kid playing with a toy, then suddenly, bam, the rattle isn't there anymore. Yeah, the kid was fine. Covered in dried garbanzo beans, but otherwise, fine. And yeah, it didn't so much explode as have one of the seams fall out and maybe some beans spilled on the floor and got some on the baby. But DEATH TRAP nonetheless!